Quote of the Day

"Even though I agree with that stuff about seizing the day
But I hate to think of effort expended
All those minutes and days and hours
I have frittered away."
- Aimee Mann, "Momentum"

Quote of the Day

"There's a crazy lady living in your head. I hope you'll be comforted to hear that you're not alone. Most of us have an invisible inner terrible someone who says all sorts of nutty stuff that has no basis in truth. Sometimes when I'm all pretzeled up inside and my own crazy lady is nattering on, I'll stop and wonder where she got her information. I'll ask her to reveal her source. I'll demand some proof. Did her notions come from actual facts based in reason or did she/I dredge them up from the hell pit that burns like a perpetual fire at the bottom of my needy, selfish, famished little soul?"
- Cheryl Strayed, Tiny Beautiful Things

Quote of the Day

"Every time a couple gets married, two single people die. I'm about to lose two good friends."
- Leslie Knope, Parks and Rec 2.21

Quote of the Day

"Oh, for the sake of momentum
I've allowed my fears to get larger than life
And it's brought me to my current agendum
Whereupon I deny fulfillment has yet to arrive"
- Aimee Mann, "Momentum"

Quote of the Day

"There's no excuse for the young people not knowing who the heroes and heroines are or were."
- Nina Simone

Quote of the Day

"If you could save me,
From the ranks of the freaks,
Who suspect they could never love anyone."
- Aimee Mann, "Save Me"

Quote of the Day

"Nature is to be protected from. Nature, like a woman, will seduce you with its sights...and its scents and its touch...and then it breaks your ankle, also like a woman."
- Oliver Babish, The West Wing 3.06

Quote of the Day

"The best made plans...are your open hands."
- Deb Talan, "Big Strong Girl"

Quote of the Day

"There are conversations you haven't had, stories that need to be unraveled. And if we all do that in our backyard, in our office, in our families, have the difficult conversations, miracles happen."
- Elizabeth Lesser

Quote of the Day

"Turn my eyes from worthless things, and give me life in your ways."
- Psalm 119:37

Quote of the Day

"The fine art of keeping that painted-on congratulatory smile while your innards are imploding is a true skill. This particular time, I felt like I was in a Bugs Bunny cartoon; you know, when your whole body cracks into pieces and slowly falls to the floor in chunks, leaving just a cartoon smile suspended in midair. 'Ohhh! You're engaged!? Fantastic!' says the Mouth. Then all your teeth fall out one by one, until just one tooth is left swinging, with a tiny little cartoon swinging noise to accompany it."
- Rachel Dratch, Girl Walks Into a Bar...

Quote of the Day

"You have your milk...Where there is milk, there is hope."
- Neil Gaiman, Fortunately, the Milk

Quote of the Day

"'Prepare to be keelhauled, you scurvy dogs,' shouted the pirates."
- Neil Gaiman, Fortunately, the Milk

Quote of the Day

"Learn how to take criticism seriously, but not personally."
- Hillary Clinton

Quote of the Day

"If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine to dinner, to call you when they land, you can’t afford to be with them. It’s not worth the price, even though...no one tells you what the price is. You set it yourself, and if you’re lucky it’s reasonable. You have a sense of when you’re about to go bankrupt. Your own sense of self-worth takes the wheel and says, Enough of this shit...But most people don’t get lucky. They get human. They get crushes. This means you irrationally mortgage what little logic you own to pay for this one thing. This relationship is an impulse buy, and you’ll figure out if it’s worth it later."
- Sloane Crosley, How Did You Get This Number

Quote of the Day

"Ladies, this isn't the last chopper out of Saigon. Can we please just crank down the drama a notch?"
- Mr. Kowchevski, Freaks and Geeks 1.11

Quote of the Day

"Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck."
- Dalai Lama XIV

Quote of the Day

"Agency. It is that which forms the foundation for any hero’s ability to save the day. In America, agency for teenage girls in literature made its debut in 1930 in the person of Nancy Drew." 
- Theodore Jefferson (via)

Quote of the Day

"Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape."
- Jeff, Community 1.21