"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane, and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing it. I don't know how women still go out with guys when you consider the fact that there's no greater threat to women than men...Globally and historically, we're the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women, we're the worst thing that ever happens to them...But women still go out with men! 'Hi, where are we going?' To your death, statistically."
- Louis C.K.
