"I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. I want someone who likes musicals but knows to just shut his mouth when I'm watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed (like I do). I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me. Even when I'm old. And that's what I want."
- Liz Lemon, 30 Rock 4.17
